Crazy Status

Crazy Status: If you are looking for some amazing Crazy status for whatsapp and facebook than you are have arrived the right place. Start with Crazy Status for Friends, Crazy Status for Family, Crazy Status for Family and you’ll be amazed with the results.

If you are still wondering whether the status given here are best or not than have a look on your own.

Best Crazy Status 2018

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death!
Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the.

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

I Like to study.. Arithmetic – NO … world history – NO …. chemistry – NO …. GIRLS – YES!
C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping 🙂

Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.

Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂

Admit it, you listen to other strangers conversations and mentally give your opinion.

For all the girls that say ….. All guys are the same …… Who told you to try them ALL.

Crazy Status in Hindi and English

Its better to fail than to cheat but its better to cheat than to repeat.

The question I have not been able to answer is “What… does a woman want?”

I speak two languages, Body and English.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

I’m jealous of my parents… I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs!

Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection.

Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years and then we met…

Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.

Always remember you are UNIQUE – Just like everybody else.

At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food 🙂

I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.

Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.

I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them…

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

I am crazy and hyper but that is 2 reasons why I am lovable.

I can only bottle so much inside, and right now, I’ve got more bottled up than a Coca-Cola factory.

A dog will love you more then your wife… Don’t believe me? Lock both in the trunk of your car for an hour then see which one will be happy to see you.

The purple monkeys are out to get me…I swear they are. They have teamed up the the sock eating garden gnomes…they are trying to invade my bubble wrap fort.

Crazy Status for Boyfriend and Girlfriend

Special thanks to the penguins, couldn’t have done it without you.

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
Am i the only one who gets this random urge to help old ladies half way across the street and leave them there?

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…

How can i miss something i never had?

When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians…

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

It doesn’t matter what people say about you. It matters what you’re going to do to them after they say it!

I cannot tell you how grateful I am, I am filled with humidity.

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.

Girls use Photoshop to look beautiful boys use photo shop to show their creativity.

Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
People call me mike .. You can call me tonight.. :p

I’m batter than you Ex and better then your NEXT!

Keep me in your heart and not in your mind, bcoz I’m MIND-BLOWING

The most career destroying line for Indian guys.. Bhaaaaai.. Tujhe Dekh rahi hai..

Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
Someday short people are gonna unite and take over the world.

Vegetarians, if you want animals to live, why do you eat their food.

Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.

No, please don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them.

I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”

is wondering when someone is going to develop an app called Margarita Ville..

Silence is the loudest words you can speak sometimes when you want to be heard more.

Hates it when people have the nerve to correct her, look at your own damn faults. Take me as i am, or leave me the hell alone!!

How is it that you can share a king size bed with your dog and still end up on the edge?

If u don’t like what I have to say then let me give u some wood & nails so u can build a bridge & get the fuck over it!!

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